Sasha likes soup!

St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

2012-02-15T19:11:00.000-05:00

Date: 2012-02-14, 9:49AM MST
Reply to: 89qn7-2851080959@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I will be needing 6-10 female models for Body Painting on St. Patrick's Day, March 17th, at a tavern in LoDo. They are offering a bar tab for your participation or some kind of compensation if you don't drink. Some of the models will need to arrive by 9:30am-ish to be ambassadors of good will for the parade attendees, passing out free beads and flyers, then back to the bar to be body painted, party and pass out more free stuff until around 4pm when the morning crowd thins. The managers of the bar are really great, fun people and you will be treated very well.

At around 7:30pm we will need a few more models to show up for Body Painting during the evening rush until around midnight.
Models need to be 21 and over, friendly, out-going and really enjoy the LoDo crowd. Minimum topless with pasties are required.

Message, call or text me to state your interest and preferred time slot. Be sure to send a current face and full body photo so I know who you are.

Thank you!
David Caballero
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1487292
303-856-8410

Location: LODO
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2851080959

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: 89qn7-2851080959@gigs.craigslist.org
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 7:09 PM
subject: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Hello Mr. David Cabellero,

My name is Sasha. I am 23 years old and and very interested in the position you posted on Craigslist. I would be available for either the morning or evening shifts. I could also work both shifts. Bar tab compensation is also sufficient for me as I often drink. I would actually rather be paid in drinks than money. You can't use money to get drunk, but you get use drinks! I want to make it clear that I will not be drinking during my work (unless required). I will only do what is required.

I do have both St. Patrick's Day experience as well as being body painted. In 2009, I was prominently featured in Chicago's Southside St. Patrick's Day parade. In 2010, I had my upper body painted for the World Cup and went to a bar like this. It was very uncomfortable. The body paint was fine, but I found soccer to be very awkward. I want to make it clear that I do not have an issue with minimum topless with pasties. I am very comfortable in my body and often go through the Arby's drive-thru topless with only pasties.

Please let you know if you are interested in me. I am often found in LoDo on the weekends and some days during the week. I think I would be fantastic at this position. Please let me know if you need a resume. I have references upon request.

Thanks,

Sasha

sasha.jpg

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from: David Caballero davecab2000@hotmail.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 10:04 PM

subject: RE: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Hi Sasha-
Sounds good. The bar is Maloney's in Lodo. The managers are awesome and will take great care of you. Please let me know if you want to do the early shift or the later one. The morning one will be fun as you will go out as an entourage, with the manager Sam, to hit the parade goers and pass out free stuff before going back to the bar to party and be painted. I think you will be able drink whichever shift you do as long as you are responsible and don't get too crazy, at least til you're done.

Call or text me and we can talk about it. Let me know if you have any questions. I look forward to hearing from you!

David C.
303-856-8410

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: David Caballero

date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 10:21 PM

subject: Re: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

David,

Thanks for the quick reply. I am very excited! I agree with you, the morning session sounds the best. However, I have a few questions:

1. What will be painted on me? If it is my choice, I would prefer a picture of a 4-leaf clover, Jeremy Lin, or my friend Conor dressed as Harry from Home Alone (also Home Alone 2)

2. I promise I will be responsible drinking during my shift. The only thing passed out will be the free stuff. I will not drink and drive a float during the parade.

3. Why are you still using a hotmail account?

4. Will I be required to wear bottoms? If not, should I cover my tattoo? It is a picture of John Stamos.

5. Will I be allowed to "go home" with a patron following my shift? I plan on being fun and flirting with guys during my shift and will probably be horny when my shift is over. Especially if I have been sipping on gin and juice #snoopdogglyrics

These are the questions I have. Let me know if you have any for me.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from: David Caballero davecab2000@hotmail.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 11:33 AM

subject: RE: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Good morning Sasha-
Good questions...
1. The managers want green corsets with shamrocks to match their fliers.
2. Oh good,there will be no drunken float races.
3. I've had this email address for 12 years it's on all my cards and stuff.
4. Yes, bottoms are welcome. I figure form fitting paints or short skirts would look sexy. If you want to just do bikini bottoms I don't think anyone would complain either.
5. If you want to go home with someone afterward you are more than welcome to. Just be safe and responsible, ok?

I found out last night that the 107.5 party bus will be taking some of our girls out with them to broadcast live from around the area. I still need more details on that but this sounds like a great opportunity for all of us.

If you are interested in meeting before the event... I work at Disguises Costumes at W. Colfax and Kipling most days from 10 to 5. If you are in the neighborhood please text me and drop by. I also host the Denver Body Art Jam (https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2847847677) if you want to try that out to.

Get a hold of me and we will talk soon.

Thank you!

Tin Caps Mascot - B side

2012-02-11T12:30:00.000-05:00

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From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:20 PM
To: Abigail R. Naas
Subject: Tin Caps Mascot

Hello,

I am very excited about the new team name. I never understood why the Wizards had a Dragon mascot. I enjoyed it when the old Wizard mascot would put a spell on the opponent and the Wizards would win. But then they got rid of the Wizard and got a Dragon. I wished that the Dragon would have used his powers to propel Fort Wayne to victory. Is this why the team decided to get a new mascot?

I am very excited about the new mascot. I will be your mascot. Growing up, people always said that I looked like Johnny Appleseed. I even started to dress like him. I have done so for 17 years now, including the tin cap! Even when I sleep! I very rarely take off this tin cap (less than 7 times in 17 years). I will be the perfect mascot for your team. I can do many tricks including a back flip, the chicken dance, and I can hop on 1 foot for over 8 hours straight.

I can't wait for April 16. I have marked it on my calendar and have told all my friends and family that I will be on the field as the mascot. They are very excited. People are flying in from all over the country to see me perform as the Fort Wayne Tin Caps mascot. Which stadium entrance should I enter on this day? I am EXCITED!!

I look forward to hearing from you. Thanks.
Sasha Kaun

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from: Bill J. Lehn Lehn@tincaps.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 5:40 PM

subject: FW: Tin Caps Mascot

Sasha,

Did you fill out an application? Did we miss you at the job fair? Who did you interview with? I think we would have remembered you when you came in with your TinCap on. If you are working for us, what rate of pay did we quote you? Did you fill out your I-9? HR cannot find your file, can you help us with that? Have you been to orientation? Did you make it to the tryouts?

Bill Lehn

Applicant Screener

Fort Wayne TinCaps

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: "Bill J. Lehn"

date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 7:10 PM

subject: Re: FW: Tin Caps Mascot

Bill,

You ask many questions! I feel like you would be a great host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire if Regis ever couldn't. Is that show still on TV? The person at the job fair said I was perfect for the job. I would work as the mascot of the Fort Wayne Tin Caps for free because I love the Tin Caps and I would be the best person for the job. As I said, I look exactly like Johnny Appleseed. What time should I arrive and where is the employee entrance?

Thank you,

Sasha

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from: Bill J. Lehn Lehn@tincaps.com

to: Sasha Kaun

cc: "Abigail R. Naas"

date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 8:04 PM

Sasha,

The position has been filled. We have an Appleseed descendant that will be filling the position. We did a nationwide search and checked with the genealogy library here in town to confirm his heritage. We felt this was the best option to go with. He has some amazing talents that will really thrill the crowd.

Bill Lehn
Applicant Screener
Fort Wayne TinCaps

Athletic Latino - 27 (Lake county)

2012-02-11T12:19:00.001-05:00

Athlectic Latino needs a Queen to have fun with. I'm a young Latino in the Lake County area, I stay busy with work so I won't waste time doing the "Bar scene" what I need is an openminded female who values her opinion and repects herself. This means she has confidence and is assertive in life. A sense of humor always goes a long way, makes everything fun. I'm not looking for a "TYPE" just be sincere and honest to yourself and be able to place value on words spoken.
This is who I am; I enjoy many things in this life and you can find me Cooking great meals, getting down on the dance floor, lifting weights, well groomed, and enjoying the outdoors...this includes but not limited to jogging, music feastivals, rafting, snowboarding, and yes I have been sky diving. I love driving, just an after thought I'm driving to Kansas city this week. I mean why have a nice car and Not drive it. lol. Well this description is brief, yes, but I have to leave something to your imagination...

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from:		Sasha Kaun
to:		vm6gm-2845877569@pers.craigslist.org
date:		Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:08 AM
subject:		Athletic Latino - 27 (Lake county)

Hey boy!

A bit about me:

1. I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

2. I'm a fucking good person!

3. This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Let me know if you are interested and I can send you a pic :)

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from:		Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to:		sasha kaun
date:		Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:14 AM
subject:		Bronzer, me, alcohol

Ok waukegan area right? Shit yeah send me a pic asap

Sent from my iPhone

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from:		Sasha Kaun
to:		Cairo
date:		Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:16 AM
subject:		Re: Bronzer, me, alcohol

u like what u c?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:30 AM

Really is that your pic. I mean yeah it looks real nice.

Sent from my iPhone

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rom: Sasha Kaun

to: Cairo

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:31 AM

subject: Re:

cairo, yea thats me. u likey?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:35 AM

subject: Cairo

You could so pass for snooki and I mean that in a good way. That awesome.

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Cairo

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:39 AM

subject: Re: Cairo

i get that a lot.

tell me bout u!

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:47 AM

subject: About me

I've been in this area for awhile it doesn't compare to Milwaukee but my work is here so I made the transition here so far so good. Call my work I'm just so you know I do structural steel fabrication\welding. I am 27 years old how about you?

send me a funny face pic of you

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Cairo

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:53 AM

subject: Re: About me

u likey?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:00 AM

subject: Starbucks

Green bay and grand. Meet and greet. I'm lovin your skin tone. Well let me know I'm running out to Lafitness for awhile. Hit me up whenever though serious.
Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Cairo

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:04 AM

subject: Re: Starbucks

Even though I just met u, u seems like the perfect juicehead gorilla for me. And I kinda wanna have sex with u already!

problem is, every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. if we go to a party, i have to poop, if i go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop

but hopefuly everything is ok. wat time u want 2 meet?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:06 AM

subject: Poop or no poop

Meet @ 6. 8475325459 I can send it to your phone if you'd like?
Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Cairo

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:50 AM

subject: Re: Poop or no poop

if we're gonna like, a smush, u gotta put lotion on your butt. k?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com

to: sasha kaun

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:53 AM

subject: Mmh

You put the lotion on for me lol. Smush define.

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Cairo

date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:59 AM

subject: Re: Mmh

I like to smush! so just stop caring and fuck me!

c u 2night! 6. starbucks. Green bay and grand.

Texting Law

2012-01-15T15:17:00.001-05:00

From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Saturday, January 14, 2012 11:05 AM
To: Dave Cheatham
Subject: Texting Law

Hello State Representative Cheatham,

I am writing to tell you that I support the Indiana legislation banning the use of cell phones while operating a motor vehicle. I would also propose similar legislation banning the use of cell phones while intoxicated. Or perhaps it is currently a law I am unaware of since you can't drink and drive, you can't drive and text, so by the transitive property you can't drink and text. Please let me know the details.

I do have a few questions regarding this new texting law. I agree that it is far too distracting for people to be trying to text on their phone while driving. It is just far too difficult for people to do so while still concentrating on the road. However, does this law ban sexting while driving? It has been my experience that I can easily sext. It is far less difficult to snap a quick picture than it is to type a series of letters. I can't count the number of times in a week where I send a picture of my "junk" to friends, neighbors, Conor, etc. I just want to make sure that I am able to sext while driving without violating this new law.

Please let me know if I am able to continue to sext while driving.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha Kaun

ps. I voted for you!

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from:		Dave Cheatham DCHEATHA@iga.in.gov
to:		Sasha Kaun
date:		Sat, Jan 14, 2012 at 11:30 PM
subject:		RE: Texting Law

Sasha,

The new law prohibits sending messages while driving, whether texting or sexting. You should be careful about sending inappropriate pictures of yourself over the net. It may violate obscenity laws, which would get federal agents involved. More importantly, these pictures can be circulated around the net and can never be removed. Someday you may apply for a job and not be able to be hired because of your pictures showing up in your file.

Be careful.

Dave Cheatham

P.S.

I did a search on your name and no such person is listed as a voter in this District.

Hearing Issue

2012-01-14T13:49:00.000-05:00

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From: Sasha Kaun
Subject: Hearing Issue
To: cm@drshearingcare.com
Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 1:41 AM

Hello,

My wife recently visited our family doctor to determine why her hearing has beginning to suffer. He stated that her loss of hearing can be cured by hearing aids. As much as my wife and I would like for her to have her hearing back, we are very concerned about this sort of treatment. Where do these aids come from? How are these sort of aids placed in the body? I have read that aids is most often deadly around 10 years. We are still debating whether it is worth it or not, but we are learning against this treatment.

Will the hearing aids stay contained within the ears or will is spread to the rest of the body? If it just stays contained in the ears, is it fatal? Will my wife lose her ears?

Please advise as to what would be the best option for my wife. Perhaps we can set up an appointment. I look forward to hearing from you. I have heard you are most expert on this topic and know that you will be able to answer my questions.

Thanks,
Sasha Kaun

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from:		Cathy Ann Miller, AuD eardoccathy@yahoo.com
reply-to:		eardoccathy@yahoo.com
to:		Sasha Kaun
date:		Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 7:25 AM
subject:		Re: Hearing Issue

Mr. Kaun,

Thank you for you email.

Hearing aids are small electronic devices that are worn on or just slightly in the ear. They are custom made and prescribed for each individual hearing loss. They are worn only when awake and have no negative side effects.

Based on some of the comments in your email, I think you are confused and or misinformed about some things regarding hearing and hearing loss and hearing aids.

I would be more than happy to meet with you and your wife in a consult to explain and and answer any questions that you have.

Hearing aids are wonderful devices for helping people hear and communicate better.

Please call my office for an appointment. 812 949 3272

Cathy Ann Miller, AuD Doctors Hearing Care
4212 Charlestown Rd., Suite 3
New Albany, IN 47150
812 949-3272
fax 812 949-3271

www.thehearingaidleader.com

Halloween Pumpkins

2012-01-14T13:42:00.000-05:00

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From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Thursday, October 27, 2011 11:35 PM
To: info@chicago47.org
Subject: Halloween Pumpkins

Hello Alderman Ameya Pawar,

First of all, you are a great Alderman and American. I voted for you once.

I wanted to see what will be done about Jack O'-Lanterns this Halloween. Last year our neighborhood woke up one Saturday morning and all our pumpkins were destroyed. I believe Billy Corgan was the culprit although justice was not served against him. I do not believe this is the first time he has done this. Can you assign police to keep a close eye on Mr. Corgan this Halloween? My children were devastated last year and I do not want to experience that again.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from:		jim@chicago47.org jim@chicago47.org
to:		Sasha Kaun
date:		Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 10:44 AM
subject:		Halloween Pumpkins

Good Morning Sasha,

I will pass your kind words to the alderman. The police will of course be out and about patrolling on Halloween, but their ability to stop any and all smashing of pumpkins is limited as it takes little time to throw a pumpkin on the ground and run. If you want to preserve your pumpkins through the mischief of the weekend it may be a good idea to bring them inside at night. I hope the pumpkins survive and that all have a happy Halloween.

Take Care,

Jim

Jim Poole

Community Specialist & Legislative Liaison

Office of Alderman Ameya Pawar – Ward 47

4243 N Lincoln Ave.

Chicago, IL 60618

P: 773.549.4462

F: 773.549.4757

jim@chicago47.org

www.chicago47.org

Colts music

2011-11-22T18:38:00.001-05:00

from	Sasha Kaun
to		"stacy.johns"
date		Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:50 PM
subject		Colts Music

Stacy,

I will be attending the Colts game on Sunday. They play the Carolina Panthers. I hope we win. Do you think we will win? I hope a horse can outrun a panther, because I was watching Discovery Channel and saw a panther eat a zebra. Does this mean the referees are the ones that should be scared?

Do the Colts still play U2's "A Beautiful Day" following a win? I like this song and want to make sure I have it on my iPod for the drive home. My friend, Lemonjello, suggested the Colts play Queen's "The Miracle" if the Colts win. Please let me know if this song will be played so I can add this song to my iPod.

Also, I have a complaint. I do not like the Colts endorsing the Occupy Wall Street movement by playing that Todd Rundgren song with the lyrics "I don't want to work. I want to bang on the drum all day". I believe the Colts should be politically neutral and not show any bias. Please let me know how this complaint will be addressed.

I look forward to hearing from you.

GO COLTS!!

Sasha

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from	Ward, Pete Pete.Ward@colts.nfl.net
to		sasha kaun
cc		"Johns, Stacy"
date		Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 2:45 PM
subject		email response

Sasha, thank you for writing, and yes, we still play “Beautiful Day” following a victory.

Also, fyi, the Todd Rundgren song played following touchdowns is a tradition since 2003. It is not in support of any cause or political movement.

Thank you again for writing, and for being a loyal Colts fan!

Pete Ward

C.O.O.

Indianapolis Colts

Halloween Pumpkins

2011-10-31T12:39:00.002-04:00

from	Sasha Kaun sasha.kaun24@gmail.com
to		ward45@cityofchicago.org
date		Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 12:33 AM
subject		Halloween Pumpkins

Hello Alderman John Arena,

First of all, you are a great Alderman and American. I voted for you once.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Ward45 ward45@cityofchicago.org
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 9:49 AM
subject		RE: Halloween Pumpkins

Thank you for sharing your concerns. It is my understanding that Mr. Corgan is no longer Smashing Pumpkins, but we will be monitoring him nonetheless. Have a safe and happy halloween.

BOO!

Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies

2011-10-27T18:54:00.001-04:00

from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Mon, Oct 10, 2011 at 7:00 PM
subject		Dust Bunnies

Hello,

My name is Sasha Kaun. I would like information regarding a request for your services (fwdustbunnies.com). Here is what I would like:

Three (3) dust bunnies for four (4) hours. I would like to begin by playing one (1) game of Monopoly with them. It is my favourite board game and it has always been a dream of mine to play Monopoly with people in the nude. I once asked my neighbor Tom. He declined. Just to be clear: I will be playing with the automobile. I always play with the automobile. The thimble is my second choice. I would also like to watch The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King in the background. I believe we can also squeeze in an episode of Gossip Girl. It will be close to being over the 4 hours so the other option is Stuck on You AND Gigli. I do not own Stuck on You so I will have to rent it.

When someone is eliminated from the game, I would then like them to begin cleaning my home. I have 2 bedrooms, a living room, an individual (my family is deceased) room, and a kitchen.

I have read your rules. I just wanted to clarify a couple of things:

1. "No illegal activity of any kind." - I just wanted to inform you that it is perfectly legal in America for a person to play monopoly and watch a movie. However, if I land on a dust bunny's property and she is not paying attention to the game, I WILL NOT PAY HER

2. "Cash paid up front for services. Tips are accepted." - When I say, I WILL NOT PAY HER, I meant in Monopoly with Monopoly money. This is not real money. It is Monopoly money. I fully intend to pay cash up front. I will also tip. This is my promise to you.

3. "Light cleaning only" - Although most of my carpet and tiles are of white color or a variation, my living room has dark blue carpet. I understand you will not be able to clean this room.

4. "Our bunnies travel with a security person for their protection. " - Will the security person be interested in playing Monopoly or will I have to pay extra for that?

I apologize that I have so many questions, but I have not done this before. Can you also inform me of the three (3) dust bunnies who are the most experienced Monopoly players. I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 12:12 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Thanks for the details Sasha. I'd like to set you up with the best 3 bunnies for your needs but I would like a little more information about you first.

Are you male or female? (we have bi bunnies is why im asking)

How old are you?

When would you like to do this?

I think this is a great idea and the girls would love it.

As far as your questions, we will do light cleaning such as dusting, vacuuming, sweeping the floors, dishes, etc.

Cash up front is for the hourly. 3 girls for 4 hours would be $720. Tips for the bunnies can wait until the end of the night.

The security person most likely wouldn't play monopoly. They are used to just being in the background and not interfering with the fun unless they HAVE to. It can be worked out if you really want him to.

Thanks for your time. I will wait until I hear back from you to figure out which bunnies would work best for you. We are really good at this so I'm sure you will be blown away at our bunnies.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 6:08 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Hello info,

I am a male. I know my unisex name can be a little confusing for folks. Similar to Jordan, Riley, and Felicia. I also once knew a woman who used to be a man. This person was not me. I was born a man. This person is my neighbor Tom. He goes by Theresa now, but I still call him Tranny Tom. Not to his face though. Usually just on his Christmas Card. Please feel free to send bi bunnies if they are the best Monopoly players of the group. I do not discriminate against sexuality. Full disclosure: I do discriminate against cheeses. I don't care for cheddar.

I am 31.

I would prefer to do this on a weekday since the rates are cheaper. Would the week of October 24th work?

I am glad you think this is a great idea and the girls will love it. Perhaps you could poll the Monopoly experts and see if they prefer to watch The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King / Gossip Girl combination or the Stuck on You and Gigli combination. Again, I will have to rent Stuck on You so this amount WILL COME OUT OF THEIR TIP. Please let them know this in advance.

Your rates seem reasonable for what I would like to do. Again, this will be real money, not Monopoly money. I will be using my Monopoly money to build houses.

The security guard can play if he/she prefers. I would like to play with as many people as possible. However, in the post-Balloon Boy recession I will only be able to afford 3 of your Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies. I wish I could afford 5, but that is not possible for me financially. Therefore, if the security guard would like to play, I would not mind. However, I would not expect him to clean. I would also require that he not be the automobile. AGAIN, I ENJOY THE AUTOMOBILE. VRRROOOOOM!

Finally, I wanted to clarify the potential double entendre in your last sentence. Is that "I'm sure you will be blown away at our bunnies" or "I'm sure you will be blown away at our bunnies"?

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 12:30 AM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

That week would work fine. I will need a date & time before I could confirm with the ladies. Would also need an address and contact phone number.

My suggestion for movies would be none. Maybe some music or the radio. They are paid well to entertain u. They don't wanna watch a movie they want u to watch them.

Look forward to hearing back from you.

Chris

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:03 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

I understand your concern for my finances in this post-Jon-and-Kate-breakup economy. This I why I have decided to take your advice and NOT rent Stuck on You, but instead play music. Do the ladies have any special requests? I have Chingy's Greatest Hit album as well as a majority of ABBA's music. FULL DISCLOSURE: I do not have the Ring Ring album. I can visit my local library for some music if they prefer something else. OR I HAVE A BETTER IDEA! Could the security guard also serve as the DJ? Will I have to pay extra for this?

I also want to make sure that no one will flip the board if the game becomes stagnant. This happened to me back when I was in college. A MAN WAS ALMOST PUNCHED IN THE FACE! I was not the puncher or the punchee, but I was a witness so I know how involved people can get in Monopoly. Especially if they want to play with the automobile. Again, I cannot be clear enough, it is imperative that I play with the automobile.

I also wanted to make sure none of the Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies are pregnant. I do not have anything against pregnant people (man or woman). My mom was once pregnant. However, I did see a pregnant woman at the Colts game last Sunday and her shirt was up and her belly was painted. I was repulsed. It turned me off to pregnant bellies. I also sold my tickets to the Belly Dance Superstarz tonight because I was afraid one might be pregnant. So, please verify none will be pregnant. Exception: If a Monopoly Superstar Dust Bunny is pregnant, I would prefer the pregnant Monopoly Superstar over a non-pregnant non-superstar.

Let me know if you need anything further from me. Ken Griffey was a good baseball player, wouldn't you agree?

Also, congratulations on your BlackBerry operating during their outage troubles. You must be quite fortunate. My advice: PLAY THE LOTTERY TONIGHT.

Chris, thanks again for your quick responses. I look forward to hearing from you as well as the Dust Bunnies in 2 weeks!

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:10 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

I need a date & time. Also contact number. I can call and discuss the rest.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:18 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

My BlackBerry is not working with the current outage. :( This is my only phone. :(

Will Tuesday, October 25th at 2 PM work?

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:20 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

It should be ok. I will line up some bunnies for u.

What's the address?

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:23 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

My address is 5810 Meadows Drive, Fort Wayne.

Also, when you get a chance, can you respond to my previous email? There are A LOT of important questions I would like answered!

Thanks so much again. LOOKING FORWARD TO THE 25th.

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 7:46 AM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

No one is pregnant, turn on the radio, no ones gonna flip the board.

look. This is about entertainment. Everything will be ok.

We are on for the 25th.

See u then.

Chris

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 8:22 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Here's our top 3 monopoly players. You can pick 2 that you like best or hire all 3. If you would like more options let me know. Sasha is the best monopoly player and Jasmine loves monopoly. She's brand new to Dust Bunnies.

Let me know and I'll move forward for the 25th.

Have a good night.

Chris

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 19, 2011 at 7:31 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

Sorry it has been a while since my response. I have been in Tulsa for pleasure. This is where the movie "Brewster's Millions" was filmed. Have you ever been to Tulsa? It was in Oklahoma and it is still there.

This looks good. I would like all (3) three if possible. I can tell Jasmine loves to play Monopoly. Also, it is a fact that all Sasha's are good Monopoly players. I'll add that to my "Book of Facts and Guesses". My only concern is since Jasmine is new, has she been properly trained on cleaning techniques? I do not want to have to teach her how to handle a broom! Also, does Marie know how to play Monopoly? It isn't too difficult, but I would like Sasha to explain to her the rules prior to arriving so we don't have to waste any time.

Finally, let Sasha know when she gives the Pledge of Allegiance, she is using the wrong hand. Usually one uses their right hand and places it over their heart (left side). The only exception is if the person does not have a right arm or a heart.

Looking forward to the 25th!

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Oct 20, 2011 at 3:05 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Sounds great. All 3 will be there on the 25th. Should be a lot of fun.

don't worry about us, we all know what we are doing.

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Oct 20, 2011 at 3:18 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Where is Meadows drive? Can you give me directions? Do you have a contact number in case we get lost.

chris

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Fri, Oct 21, 2011 at 7:31 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

My address is 5810 Meadows Drive, #117, Fort Wayne. Meadows Drive is located off Getz Road near Covington. The name of the apartment complex is Coventry Court West. You should be able to use Bing Maps to find it if you need directions.

My number is 260-267-5087.

I'm excited. I already have the Monopoly board out!!

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:22 AM
subject		tomorrow

We are looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. I just wanted to email you the details just to make sure everyone is on the same page.

Tues 2pm - 5pm

Bunnies are Sasha, Marie, and Jasmine

Total due in cash when we arrive: $540

Tips can wait until the end if you want.

The girls prefer Hot 107.9 on the radio.

You will be the automobile.

The bunnies have been instructed to pay attention to the game and not have to be told when it's there turn, etc.

If they go bankrupt they will clean your apartment.

Let me know if I forgot something. See you tomorrow at 2.

Chris

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 7:35 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I thought I had a reservation from 2pm to 6pm? Let me know if this is incorrect. I thought the total price we agreed on for the 4 hours was $720. I am just a little concerned we won't be able to play a full game in just 3 hours.

I prefer 89.1 on the radio. This is NPR. Perhaps we can compromise on the radio station.

I will be wearing my Flavor Flav Halloween costume from 2006. I will be wearing a clock so we can keep track of time. Yeah boyeeee! I wanted to dress up as Ted Kennedy (I always play with the automobile), but I feel the Flavor Flav clock will be necessary for time management purposes.

Will the ladies be hungry? I can whip up a casserole! Let me know.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 7:38 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

We can make it til 6 no problem. No need for food. Maybe munchies would be good.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 9:50 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I will whip up some chips and Ro*Tel Famous Queso. Have you heard of it? I'm sure you have. It's rather famous. I will also make us pudding. I prefer pistachio. Are any of the ladies allergic to nuts? I'd think not. If so, I can make Butterscotch. I prefer pistachio; however, it is not a deal breaker for me like playing with the automobile.

I also wanted to clarify one more things. Your rules state that there is no self-gratification. I usually get a boner when I play Monopoly. Will this be a problem? I can't help it as it is very HARD to control. Please let me know.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 7:59 AM
subject		Re: tomorrow

No ones allergic to nuts. U just can't expose yourself to them. If u feel like "relieving yourself" just call for a short break and use the bathroom.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 1:16 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

We are on the way. Call me please for directions. 260 312 9872

Chris

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 2:14 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Hey we r looking for you. Where is your apartment?

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:01 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

Sorry, I took at nap after making the pudding. I am a self-made narcoleptic. I am located in the back left. Once you turn in, go straight through the first 3 intersections then take a left at the fourth. I am located on the right. The pudding is located in the fridge. I can give directions on how to find the pudding once you arrive.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:20 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

I need to know your building number and apartment letter.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:47 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I'm afraid we are going to have to reschedule. I have Zumba at 6:30 tonight so we will be unable to finish the Monopoly game beforehand. Please let me know what time is available. FYI, I will NOT be making new pudding for the next appointment unless Tranny Tom eats it.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:57 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

We won't come back unless u pay up front, give me a valid address and phone.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 4:11 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

Please do not use that tone of voice and poor grammar/spelling with me. I did everything you asked. I even went beyond making Ro*Tel Famous Queso. Do you know what goes in this? Ro*Tel and Velveeta. Not ANYBODY can do this. But I did this to make it a special occasion. In this post-Cold War economy, many companies are increasing their customer service. I am afraid with this last email, you have disappointed me.

Please let me know when we can reschedule. I will let Sasha be the automobile. And by Sasha, I mean myself.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 4:33 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

I had to pay 3 bunnies for 2 hours work and you didn't contact me back.

Those ladies aren't cheap. I will not risk further loss and get stood up again. If you wish to provide the money up front I would have no problem booking again but I can't afford to do business the way it went down today.

I have asked repeatedly for a valid address and phone number to no avail.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 5:32 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I accept your apology.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks,

Sasha

Elkhart Business Opportunity

2011-10-17T19:37:00.000-04:00

from	Sasha Kaun
to		barkley.garrett@coei.org
date		Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 8:42 PM
subject		Elkhart Business Opportunity

Hello Mr. Garrett,

I am looking to possibly bring a new business to Elkhart. Right now, I would be looking at hiring 5 full-time employees, but could double if successful overtime. Right now, I am writing to see if you would have any ideas for possible renting opportunities. At this point, I would be looking at renting rather than owning a building. Please let me know if you would like further information on this exciting new business opportunity in Elkhart.

Thank you,

Sasha

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from	Garrett, Barkley Barkley.Garrett@coei.org
to		Sasha Kaun <>
date		Thu, Sep 8, 2011 at 12:18 PM
subject		RE: Elkhart Business Opportunity

Thank you for the email. My apologies for the delay in responding to your request.

Please give me some additional information about your needs (e.g. size of building, retail / manufacturing, location within the city, etc.).

Thanks,

Barkley P. Garrett, CEcD

Director, Economic Development

City of Elkhart

P: 574-294-5471 x 109

M: 574-320-2274

E: barkley.garrett@coei.org

W: www.elkhartindiana.org

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		"Garrett, Barkley"
date		Thu, Sep 8, 2011 at 7:50 PM
subject		Re: Elkhart Business Opportunity

Hello Barkley,

No worries on the delay.

I plan to open "Vincent van Ohhh!'s". This is a play on words. I think of it as both a creative name and a representation of the business. This "sticky art" business can be summed up into one word: modern artistic design. The premise is that a customer arrives at the business. Here they pay for a canvas, glitter, and a private room. The canvas is set up on an easel in the private room. It is during this time the customer self-pleasures himself to the point of planting the seed on the canvas. Before the ejaculate dries, he throws the glitter (of colors of his choosing) onto the easel sticking to the semen. After drying, this fine piece of art can be taken home to be displayed above the fireplace or given to a neighbor as a Christmas present.

Andy Warhol was a very popular artist and now Elkhart residents will be able to create their own Warhol-esque paintings. I believe there is no better city than Elkhart to open the original "Vincent van Ohhhh!'s" and Elkhart is where I want to "come".

Please let me know what you think of this idea and if you have any ideas for a good, affordable location. I would prefer to rent and would need just an area with several rooms. Again, initially I will be hiring 5 full-time employees.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from	Garrett, Barkley Barkley.Garrett@coei.org
to		Sasha Kaun <>
date		Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 9:27 AM
subject		RE: [SPAM] Re: Elkhart Business Opportunity

Sasha:

Thank you for your interest in our community.

However, I am quite certain this type of a business would not go over well here. I suggest that you target a larger city with a more diverse population.

Take care,

Barkley P. Garrett, CEcD

Director, Economic Development

City of Elkhart

P: 574-294-5471 x 109

M: 574-320-2274

E: barkley.garrett@coei.org

W: www.elkhartindiana.org

RAPER Advertising Campaign

2011-09-24T12:23:00.001-04:00

from	Sasha Kaun
to		julie@viamarketing.net
date		Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 7:44 PM
subject		Marketing Campaign

Hello Julie,

I am the Vice President of an organization known as RAPER (Reusing And Protecting Earth's Resources). We would like to start a campaign to increase awareness of RAPER and our values. What do you suggest would be the most effective method to do so? As a non-profit organization we have limited resources but we would like to maximize our reach.

Please let me know your recommendations.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha Kaun

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from	julie@viamarketing.net
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 10:12 AM
subject		RE: [SPAM] Marketing Campaign

Hi Sasha,

We'd love to help. Would it be possible to set up a meeting...Are you local? How did hear about VIA?

Thanks

Julie

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		julie@viamarketing.net
date		Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 3:38 PM
subject		Re: [SPAM] Marketing Campaign

Julie,

Thank you for the quick reply. I was able to find you through a Bing search as you were one of the first results. We are local, however, I am traveling frequently right now attempted to secure additional funding so email will be my best contact initially.

Do you have any initial ideas for RAPER? We are very committed to saving Earth's future! I know people think that if it is inevitable, then relax and enjoy it, but we can put an end to this! Don't be a victim! We would like to force this message upon people. Billboards, buses, television, flyers, a website, Facebook, Twitter, Bing Plus, whatever works best! Obviously, we are limited financially, but we want to do whatever it takes.

Please let me know what you think. I can put you in touch with others in the RAPER organization. Please let me know if you would also like to speak with Mike, our President, or Tyson, our Marketing Manager. They are not local, but would be willing to set up a phone meeting.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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from	julie@viamarketing.net
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 3:46 PM
subject		RE: Marketing Campaign

Hi Sasha,

We start with a budget and a geography. How much can you commit to monthly and how far geographically does it need to go? Do need us to work the Northwest Indiana market?

Julie

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		julie@viamarketing.net
date		Sat, Sep 3, 2011 at 10:26 AM
subject		Re: Marketing Campaign

Good morning Julie,

While we would like to focus on the NW Indiana market, we would also like to eventually expand nationally. What do you think would be the best areas to penetrate?

I spoke with Mike and Tyson and they committed $20,000 to the RAPER campaign. They want to make it clear that the campaign is to attack individuals not consenting to the deep values and beliefs of RAPER. Individuals not focusing on protecting Earth!!

Let me know if this is a good start (geographically and financially).

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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from	julie@viamarketing.net
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Sep 7, 2011 at 1:34 PM
subject		RE: Marketing Campaign

Hi Sasha,

I was looking for a phone number so we can touch base. I didn't find a website easily. Do you have one? That started me wondering if you need the basics like a logo, stationery, website, brochure, etc.

Yes $20,000 is a good start for media in Northwest Indiana. Are you hoping this generates donations as well? We will combine PR (including PSAs for radio), billboards and cable for a 3-month blitz.

I not sure the word "attack" is appropriate. Maybe educate is the first step to changing behaviors. You may be able to guilt some folks into it.

Thanks

Julie

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		julie@viamarketing.net
date		Wed, Sep 7, 2011 at 8:06 PM
subject		Re: Marketing Campaign

Julie,

Yes, we are hoping this campaign generates donations as well.

As far as a website, it appears that RAPER.com is already taken. Do you think helpRAPER.com would be a suitable site we could use? It does not appear to be taken.

I do agree that perhaps "attack" is not the best word to use. But as I stated earlier, we do want to force our message on them and we won't take "no" for an answer. We do not take our organization lightly and we hope this campaign will raise awareness and help people think likewise. I also agree that we want folks feeling guilty or shameful.

Finally, what would you think about a "RAPER Kick-Off Event" to launch the campaign? Having members of the organization invite friends/family to this event. We would provide free drinks and Hors d'oeuvres. We would not only raise awareness, but seek donations. However, it has been my experience that people are more willing to give it up after several drinks so I think a "RAPER Kick-Off Event" would be successful.

Please let me know what you think of these ideas and if you have any of your own.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		julie@viamarketing.net
date		Fri, Sep 9, 2011 at 12:00 PM
subject		Re: Marketing Campaign

Hi Julie,

Did you get my previous email? What are your thoughts?

Hope to hear from you soon,

Sasha

Swingers Club

2011-09-15T16:30:00.000-04:00

from	Sasha Kaun
to		stepuptothemikebaby@yahoo.com
date		Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 9:01 PM
subject		Swingers Club

Hello,

I am looking at joining your swingers club. Please allow me to describe myself. I am known on-stage as "Swingin' Sasha!". Please refer to me as Swingin' Sasha! from this point forward. I was an Olympic athlete in the 1992 Games in Gymnastics. As you can tell, I am very athletic. That is how I became a circus performer perfecting my routine as famous in Russian and certain Navajo reservations. My routine consists of me swinging between 4 different levels of swings while shaving my arm-pits. I would like to bring my swinging routine to your swinging organization. I am looking for people who also like swinging. I believe I would fit in as well as OJ in his glove.

Please let me know what I will need to do to officially swing my way in. lol!

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Tammy & Mike stepuptothemikebaby@yahoo.com

to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 9:04 PM
subject		Re: Swingers Club

I think you may have misunderstood what our swingers club is all about. We are into sexually open minded parties.

Tammy & Mike www.cluberoticachicago.com

219-798-6720

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		Tammy & Mike
date		Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 9:11 PM
subject		Re: Swingers Club

Tammy & Mike,

I think it is great you two are into sexually open minded parties.

Regarding Club Erotica Chicago, I believe with my experience in the circus can be very beneficial to your swingers club. I can send you video of my routine. I think you will be very impressed. The four levels of swings are more than 10 feet apart so this is quite an aerial performance. I believe I will also be able to pass some moves and techniques to your members.

Please let me know what I will need to do to join your swingers club. I very much enjoy swinging.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Stepuptothemikebaby stepuptothemikebaby@yahoo.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 11:15 PM
subject		Re: Swingers Club

It isn't really the type of thing that would work in our facility. You are welcome to fill out a profile on our site and attend one of our parties...

Sent from my iPhone
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from	Sasha Kaun
to		Stepuptothemikebaby
date		Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 9:45 PM
subject		Re: Swingers Club

Tammy & Mike,

Should I bring my own swings or will you be providing them?

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Stepuptothemikebaby stepuptothemikebaby@yahoo.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 9:53 PM
subject

I don't think you understand. There are, nor will there ever be, any actual "swings" other than sex swings at our club.

Re: Swingers Club

Sent from my iPhone

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		Stepuptothemikebaby
date		Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 9:57 PM
subject		Re: Swingers Club

Tammy & Mike,

While I have never had sex while swinging, I anticipate I can handle it. After all, I am a former Olympic gymnast. Will I be having sex with myself or with another individual? If it is with myself, I would like to drop the shaving routine. If it is with another individual, I would like some preparation time before performing.

Please let me know.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Stepuptothemikebaby stepuptothemikebaby@yahoo.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 10:23 PM
subject		Re: Swingers Club

You will not be performing at all and from your lack of understanding it would be best if you do not attend. Good luck to you.

Sent from my iPhone

Concentration Camp

2011-09-08T22:00:00.001-04:00

To: broome-tioga@chadd.net
From: Sasha Kaun
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Subject: Attention Deficit Disorder

Hello CHADD,

I am in dire need of your help. I have heard that you will be able to advise me. I believe my son, JaMarcus RayShawn, has a critical case of ADD. He has trouble keeping attention or following directions. As a result he is constantly following behind in his schoolwork. Therefore, I would like to send him to a concentration camp and I was informed that German ones typically have the best results. I have heard that the treatment he will receive are specifically designed to eliminate any lack of focus. What are the top concentration camps you recommend?

While I fear he will cry and beg not to be sent away from his family (and it will be very hard on me as well), it is important that he be treated. I fear his ADD is not only detrimental to his present, but also his future. He performed very poorly in school this semester.

This is just like the movie Heavyweights, except for ADD kids instead of fat kids. Please give me any helpful information possible on concentration camps to send JaMarcus RayShawn.

Thank you in advance,

Sasha

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From: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-tioga@chadd.net>
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 10:39 AM
To: Sasha Kaun

Sasha,

First of all, I take personal offense to the Concentration Camp reference!!!

If you have any questions in the future about ADD/HD, please contact your family doctor for help.

Judy
CHADD Coordinator

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From: Sasha Kaun
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 12:07 PM
To: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-tioga@chadd.net>

Judy,

I am sorry. I forgot in the political correctness of today's society, concentration camps are now referred to as Attention Rehabilitation Centers or ARC. I am under a lot of stress at work and I have been limited on time since The Bachelor started (it is a 2 hour show). I sincerely apologize, but nevertheless, I would prefer your recommendations. I have already gotten JaMarcus (we have dropped the RayShawn until his concentration levels have increased. It is a relatively long name for a young child) a passport so he will be able to freely travel overseas.

If you could be so kind as to inform me of you recommendations as soon as possible. Let me know if you need any additional information.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you,
Sasha

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From: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-tioga@chadd.net>
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 12:20 PM
To: Sasha Kaun

I don't know where to refer you as I have no idea where you live. Please contact CHADD.org for future help.

Judy

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From: Sasha Kaun
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 12:29 PM
To: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-ioga@chadd.net>

Judy,

I live in Binghamton, but I am not looking for just a local concentration camp. I am looking for the best concentration camp in the world to send JaMarcus, and I was told these are located in Germany. I was informed that you would have information to give me about these camps. I was told that the doctors at these camps eliminated the problem the majority of the time which is what appealed to me.

Please let me know if you will be able to help me. Again, I am just looking for ARC recommendations and was told you could provide me with information.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha

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from	Tim MacGeorge tim_macgeorge@chadd.org
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 1:18 PM
subject		Re: Attention Deficit Disorder

Dear Sasha,

As you can see, your email conversation with the coordinator of the local CHADD group in Binghamton, NY has been forwarded to us here at CHADD and the National Resource Center on ADHD.

If you are looking for resources in order to help you deal with your child’s ADHD, please visit our web site atwww.help4adhd.org or contact us by phone at the toll-free number below to speak with one of our health information specialists. If you have not already done so, please also be sure to follow the advice already given and discuss your child’s needs for ADHD treatment with his pediatrician.

Just to reinforce what has already been said, the use of the term “concentration camp” is completely incorrect (and inappropriate) and no legitimate treatment center, hospital, or camp which provides interventions for the diagnosis or treatment of ADHD would refer to itself with this term.

Thank you and best wishes.

Tim MacGeorge

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Timothy MacGeorge, M.S.W.

Director,

National Resource Center on AD/HD: A Program of CHADD

www.help4adhd.org / www.chadd.org

800-233-4050

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